THE ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of variable naming! Everyone's DESPERATE to create cryptic little monsters like "fm" but when it comes time to actually UNDERSTAND what these hieroglyphic abominations mean? CRICKETS. TUMBLEWEEDS. DEAD SILENCE.
It's the coding equivalent of writing a passionate love letter in invisible ink and then setting the paper on fire. "Look at me, I saved 11 whole characters by naming this variable 'x' instead of 'customerTransactionHistory'! I'M A GENIUS!" And then three months later you're sobbing at 3 AM wondering what demonic possession led you to believe 'fm' was an intuitive name for ANYTHING. 💀