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Content for every stack overflow user who endured asking a question so I could get the answer 4 years later from a Google search result

Content This is a fantastic function, folks. It's going to compute the area of a circle like you've never seen before. It's going to be huge. Believe me. def computearea(radius): This is the best way to compute the area of a circle, trust me. We take the radius and square it, it's so simple. Then we multiply it by the constant pi, which is 3.14. It's going to be tremendous. area radius radius 3.14 And that's it, folks. The area of the circle is computed It's so easy, anyone can do it. I'm a stable genius, and even I can do it. return area

The ultimate corporate evolution: from writing code to endless meetings where everyone talks about writing code. Grumpy Cat perfectly captures that dead-inside feeling when you realize your calendar is just back-to-back meetings discussing "sprint velocity" while your actual IDE collects digital dust. The top text reveals the twisted logic – can't have maintenance problems if you're too busy in meetings to write anything. Modern problems require modern solutions, I guess? Meanwhile, your skills slowly atrophy as you perfect the art of looking thoughtful while mentally debugging your life choices.

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Someone took their TypeScript generics knowledge and applied it to the most important problem in computer science: categorizing anime characters by gender presentation. Because nothing says "I understand covariance and contravariance" quite like explaining why that cute anime character might be a trap. The progression is beautiful: simple generic Girl, then a Variant that could be Boy OR Girl (Schrödinger's waifu), then a Boy that implements the IGirl interface (the classic "looks like a girl, sounds like a girl, but surprise"), and finally void—because some things transcend mortal understanding. The BitCast at the end is the cherry on top: when type safety fails you, just reinterpret those bits and pray. Your type system can't save you now.