We Don't Need Electricity, We Are Electricity

Legacy code Developer rage Code maintenance Technical debt Debugging hell Energy crisis Code refactoring Programming struggles Stress management Ancient codebase

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We Don't Need Electricity, We Are Electricity

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BREAKING NEWS: Developers have found a way to power ENTIRE CITIES with their rage! The top shows a bracelet converting stress to electricity, but the BOTTOM? That's just a developer working on legacy code - LITERALLY BURSTING INTO FLAMES! 🔥 Legacy code doesn't just drain your soul, it turns you into a human generator! Forget solar panels, just assign your junior dev to that 15-year-old codebase with zero documentation and watch them power the eastern seaboard. Pure. Chaotic. Energy.

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