We Are Not The Same

Code style Best practices Whitespace Syntax Developer habits Efficiency Code wars Formatting If statements

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We Are Not The Same

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You use if statements with spaces after the keyword. I use the proper syntax with no space. That stern look isn't just for show—it's the face of someone who's saved kilobytes across a career by eliminating unnecessary whitespace. Ten years from now, when your codebase is 17KB larger than mine for no functional benefit, you'll understand. Efficiency isn't just about algorithms; it's a lifestyle.

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