We all know workarounds, but still funny I think

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Content Mom: You won't get a job by staying on your computer all day Programmers:

Content I hate this job WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO MEEEE and I hate my life nevermind misspelled a variable

Content Why Use Arrays? Computer Memory Huge ( 250GB) Computing Fast ( 2 billionsecond) speed Takes direction Does exactly as told Speed of updates Nearly instantaneous Ability to plan reason Cannot make plans; No reasoning skills; Lacks common sense Professor, Can't remember which day it is Slow (needs fingers toes) Leaves toilet seat up Wears t-shirts from 1989 Makes (semi-)complicated plans; Good reasoning skills; Lacks common sense

This meme is peak programmer time travel fantasy! It's portraying the classic "wake up from a coma" trope where our modern dev suddenly finds himself in the golden age of computing (70s/80s) with two Unix beard legends telling him all his 2023 AI anxiety was just a bad dream. ChatGPT? Devin AI? Job losses? Nope, none of that exists - instead, let's do something actually meaningful like rewriting Unix in C! The irony is delicious - modern devs romanticizing an era of limited computing power, punch cards, and no Stack Overflow as somehow more "pure" than our current AI-assisted coding hellscape. Nothing says programmer nostalgia like yearning for a time when debugging meant actual physical switches and you had to wait overnight for your code to compile.

Content F THE VARIABLE IS CONSTANT WHY IS IT A VARIABLE? Nagaraj Moger NagarajMoger22