We All Been There

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We All Been There

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Ah, the classic "build it and they will come" fallacy in its purest form! Some bearded tech wizard with fancy headphones coding away in complete isolation, creating what he thinks users want without bothering to ask a single one. The ultimate developer fantasy - no pesky user feedback to ruin your perfect vision! Sure, the product will be a spectacular failure that solves problems nobody has, but at least the architecture is technically brilliant. Who needs market research when you have caffeine and confidence?

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