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The AUDACITY of calling yourself a "developer" while performing the sacred martial art of Copy-Paste-Fu! 🥋 First, you dramatically open your browser like you're about to write groundbreaking code. Then the REAL programming begins—frantically searching Stack Overflow for someone else's solution. The final moves? The lightning-fast Ctrl+C followed by the devastating Ctrl+V finishing combo! Who needs original thought when you can just steal—I mean, "leverage existing solutions"—with keyboard shortcuts?! The modern developer's workflow isn't writing code, it's FINDING code. Your IDE is just a fancy clipboard manager at this point.

Ah, the corporate euphemism for "we're replacing you with ChatGPT." Nothing says "your job security is in jeopardy" quite like a cheerful poster about "vibe coding" where you just need to "embrace AI to write 95%+ of your codebase." The best part is the subtle transition from "programmer" to "product engineer" – because apparently typing prompts is engineering now. And that "10-100x productivity" claim? That's corporate speak for "we're firing 90% of you next quarter." My favorite line has to be "human taste is now more important than coding skill." Translation: we're keeping Dave from marketing because he has "good vibes" but your 15 years of backend experience? Not vibing enough, sorry. The final gut punch is in the fine print: "technical debt accumulates faster." Yeah, no kidding – that's what happens when you let AI hallucinate your entire infrastructure. But hey, at least we'll "get to MVP quickly" before the whole thing collapses!

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