User research Memes

The quintessential tech founder experience: headphones on, beard grown, reality forgotten. Nothing says "I know exactly what the market wants" quite like building an entire B2B SaaS platform without ever consulting the beings who'll actually use it. It's the Silicon Valley equivalent of writing a 500-page novel in Elvish and then wondering why publishers aren't fighting over it. The cosmic irony of creating "solutions" for problems that might not exist while looking like you're deep in a transcendental coding trance is just *chef's kiss*. But hey, at least those headphones are expensive!

Who needs user feedback when you've got noise-canceling headphones and pure intuition? Nothing says "I know exactly what businesses want" like building an entire B2B SaaS product in complete isolation from the people who'll actually use it. Just vibe with your keyboard, manifest those features, and ignore that pesky "market research" nonsense. The product team's gonna be thrilled when they discover you've built the perfect solution to problems that don't exist. Pro tip: For extra efficiency, don't even talk to your colleagues either. Pure genius flows best in an echo chamber of one.