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Content SURE DAD, COULD YOU PLEASE PROOFREAD MY HOMEWORK? I like pandas. They are cute I also like tigers. FAILED TO UNDERSTAND HOMEWORK. IN LINE 3: ERROR: UNEXPECTED PERSONAL PRONOUN AFTER ADJECTIVE IN SENTENCE: I ALSO LIKE TIGERS. IN TEXT WRITTEN ON PAPER ON PAPER YOU HANDED ME CHILI-CON-SPIRACY.COM

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When your fitness app gets confused about its purpose in life and starts moonlighting as a React developer. Poor guy just wanted to track a 10.1 mile run but got hit with a full-blown Todo app implementation instead. The simple "No" response is the digital equivalent of telling your GPS "I just wanted directions, not your life story." Honestly, the most relatable programming moment is when AI tries to be helpful but completely misses what you actually asked for. Bonus points for the fitness app that thinks React components are somehow related to physical fitness. Maybe it's trying to exercise your coding muscles?

The quintessential tech founder experience: headphones on, beard grown, reality forgotten. Nothing says "I know exactly what the market wants" quite like building an entire B2B SaaS platform without ever consulting the beings who'll actually use it. It's the Silicon Valley equivalent of writing a 500-page novel in Elvish and then wondering why publishers aren't fighting over it. The cosmic irony of creating "solutions" for problems that might not exist while looking like you're deep in a transcendental coding trance is just *chef's kiss*. But hey, at least those headphones are expensive!

Content Computer Scientist Researcher Overworked Dev NOOOOOOOOO!!!JUST BECAUSE USERS HAVE MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF RAM, DOESN'T MEAN WE SHOULD FORGET ABOUT IMPROVING THE ASYMPTOTIC TIME COMPLEXITY OF OUR CODE AND INCREASE PROCESSING SPEED. MINIMIZING THE NUMBER OF NESTED LOOPS IN OUR COMPANY'S CODE SHOULD BE PRIORITY! haha code goes brr rrr rrr rrr rrr rrr rrr return true

Content Programmer: Run code without changing anything and it all of a sudden works Cosmic Rays: ingflip.com