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The classic programmer's dilemma! When your university teacher announces they'll teach Python for OpenCV because "most students don't know it," but you're standing there with 8 years of experience facing two equally painful paths: either pretend you're learning everything from scratch (boring castle on the left) or flex your skills by showing off some absolutely demonic code that'll make your professor question their career choices (haunted lightning castle on the right). The fork in the road represents that moment of decision every experienced dev faces in intro classes - do I play it safe or do I unleash chaos? Spoiler alert: we always choose chaos.

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute HORROR of receiving an email where GitLab couldn't even be bothered to replace their Lorem Ipsum placeholder text! 😱 Nothing says "valued GitLab user" quite like "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet" followed by some Latin gibberish that probably translates to "we copy-pasted this template and forgot to fill it in." The cherry on top? That ominous subject line about your project storage being DELETED while the actual email body is just vibing in placeholder land. Somewhere, a developer is having a complete meltdown realizing they pushed to production without checking their email templates. RIP to their weekend!