When Rubber Duck Debugging Needs An Upgrade

Ah, the classic escalation protocol when your rubber duck has failed you. That smug smile says it all - "I've upgraded to a real duck now, checkmate universe."

For those complex bugs where explaining your code to a yellow plastic bath toy just isn't cutting it anymore. Sure, the duck won't actually respond with solutions, but at least this one can judge your terrible code with authentic avian disappointment.

Next step: hiring an actual programmer to sit silently while you explain your spaghetti code. Though fair warning - unlike the duck, they might actually laugh at your variable naming conventions.