Wait, Some Of You Guys Are Actually Vibe Coders?

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The corporate tech hierarchy is brutally accurate. CEOs get tiny iPhones because they're too busy "visioning" to actually look at spreadsheets. Meanwhile, the poor dev with dual monitors is cranking out code like a machine, probably hasn't seen sunlight in days, and is surviving purely on caffeine and stack overflow answers. The irony? The person with the most screens is simultaneously the most valuable and least appreciated asset in the company. That second monitor isn't a status symbol—it's a necessity for comparing your broken code with the documentation that lied to you.

The duality of development in one perfect image! Frontend work is like a peaceful day in the meadow—just you and some cute components playing in the sunshine. Then there's backend development... suddenly you're in a post-apocalyptic hellscape with mutant data structures trying to eat your face off while everything burns around you. Yet somehow you're still expected to cradle that same codebase with the same gentle care. The glasses getting knocked off is the chef's kiss—that's your sanity leaving the chat when you realize your database just went nuclear.

Content Screaming Pectoriloquy Caulimovirus Accidentally closed a browser with 20 tabs opened. ... this must be what the scholars of Alexandria felt when their great library burned. 3:18 PM 91720 Twitter Web App 76.3K Retweets 3,177 Quote Tweets 576K Likes 17 1

Content The Deal that was signed after the succesful demo. The engineer who wrote the demo until 5 in the morning. 0

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