Sure, I'm not a Robot.

Content Using ChatGPT to write your code Using ChatGPT as an assistant to help with coding Using ChatGPT to criticize your code after prompt injecting it to be horribly abusive to you

Content When you start using a new program really often I would like to award you the highest honor I can bestow: - Pin to taskbar

Content Phone Number 111-111-1111 Cell Number (222) 222-2222 Please Enter Your Phone Number: Primary phone number": 0 0r 07 07 0 Seco 2 y phone nu wer: 3 07 07 07 07 07 0 Please enter your phone number: 2158559745 Click here to generate a phone number Click here to dial the generated number to check if it's your phone number Traduo: "Clique aqui para gerar um nmero de telefone" "Clique aqui para telefonar para o nmero gerado para verificar se o seu nmero

Back in the 60s, programmers were literally PUNCHING CODE into cards by hand! 🤯 The person in the image is holding up punch cards with the caption "COMPILERS TOOK MY JOB" - it's basically the original "robots are stealing our jobs" but for coding! Before compilers existed, humans had to manually convert code into machine-readable formats. Then BAM! Compilers showed up and were like "I got this" and an entire profession vanished faster than free pizza at a hackathon! Those punch card operators never saw it coming!

Ever introduced a fancy new library to your team only to watch the codebase collapse into chaos? That's what we're seeing here - some developer gleefully showing off their latest tech discovery to coworkers who might humor them, while the poor codebase (represented by terrified sheep) is about to get absolutely wrecked by this demonic entity of unnecessary complexity. The real horror story isn't the monster - it's the inevitable dependency hell, compatibility issues, and technical debt that follows. Six months later, everyone's frantically Googling "how to migrate away from [shiny tool]" while cursing your name in Slack channels you're not invited to.

Content He couldn't sleep for 2 days because he missed her. I couldn't sleep for 4 days because I missed a stupid ": " in my code.