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You know someone's treating their codebase like a personal diary when every commit message looks like "🔥🚀💥❌✅". Instead of writing descriptive variable names or meaningful comments, they're out here communicating exclusively through hieroglyphics. Is that fire emoji because the code is hot garbage that needs to be deleted, or because it's performing well? Is the rocket a deployment or just wishful thinking? The checkmark could mean tests are passing or just vibes-based approval.
The real kicker is trying to debug their code when the only documentation is "fixed the thing 💯" from 6 months ago. Good luck figuring out what handleStuff() does when the only comment above it is "🎯🔥". Pro tip: emojis don't show up in stack traces, and your future self will absolutely hate you during that 2 AM production incident.
