User Experience Or Developer Experience

Oh, the TRAGEDY! 😭 Here we are, slaving away in the digital coal mines, writing beautiful code that makes users squeal with delight, while our own existential suffering goes completely unnoticed! Sure, let's spend 47 meetings discussing if that button should be periwinkle blue or seafoam teal for the precious users, but HEAVEN FORBID we talk about the developer sobbing into their keyboard at 2AM because the legacy codebase is held together by duct tape and prayers! The silent tears of developers everywhere, captured perfectly in this crying cat's soul-crushing gaze. Our pain is IMMEASURABLE and our day is RUINED! Where's OUR ergonomic workspace? Where's OUR intuitive interface? The audacity of it all!