Ultra Casual

The corporate world has this whole spectrum of dress codes from white tie (basically penguin cosplay) to ultra casual (shorts and a t-shirt). But developers? We've transcended this primitive classification system entirely.

Why settle for "ultra casual" when you can literally wear your code? That dress covered in actual source code is the ultimate power move. You're not just casual—you're so committed to the craft that your clothing IS your work. It's like wearing a conversation starter that says "Yes, I can debug your legacy codebase while looking fabulous."

Plus, imagine the efficiency: forgot a syntax? Just look down. Need to reference that regex pattern? It's on your sleeve. This is what peak performance looks like—literally turning yourself into a walking IDE. Business casual could never.