two types of programmers: terminal users and noobs -Confucius

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Shower temperature control is just like variable types in programming. Regular showers have float temperature with infinite precision between hot and cold. Meanwhile, my shower apparently runs on boolean temperature - either Antarctica or Satan's hot tub, with absolutely nothing in between. Turning the knob half a millimeter is the difference between hypothermia and third-degree burns. It's like my shower was programmed by the same intern who thought binary search was just looking for 1s and 0s.

The sweet irony of sipping coffee while scrolling through memes about broken builds, merge conflicts, and documentation that doesn't exist. Nothing quite like that warm feeling of recognition when you see a joke about the exact bug that made you miss dinner last night. We're all just sitting here, nodding along to jokes about our collective trauma, pretending it's therapy. "Haha, that's exactly how my sprint planning went yesterday!" *takes long sip* *stares into the void*

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