Trust Issues: The Ctrl+S Symphony

The development-to-testing pipeline in its natural habitat! Developers cradle their precious code like a delicate baby, whispering sweet nothings: "You're perfect just the way you are." Meanwhile, testers are over here practicing WWE moves on that same code, body-slamming it from every possible angle until it cries for mercy. Nothing says "I found a bug" quite like throwing an app off a metaphorical cliff while screaming "THIS DOESN'T HANDLE NULL VALUES CORRECTLY!"

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