Trust Issues: The Ctrl+S Symphony

Ctrl+s Save ide Keyboard shortcuts Developer habits Paranoia Muscle memory Programming habits Code loss Autosave

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Trust Issues: The Ctrl+S Symphony

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Auto-save feature? That's cute. Real developers have developed a nervous twitch that makes them hit Ctrl+S with the precision of an atomic clock. It's not paranoia if your IDE has actually betrayed you before. The relationship between a programmer and the save shortcut is more committed than most marriages - till blue screen do us part. Trust issues? No, just experience backed by the ghosts of unsaved code that still haunt our dreams.

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