Today I finally started working on my startup idea. My progress after 6 hours. No joke.

Content My new coworkers when I, the new "principal engineer", Slack pm run build to general then bounce for a three hour lunch on my first day

Content SOFTWARE ENGINEER'S DREAM SEEN BY A SOFTWARE ENGINNER SOFTWARE ENGINEER'S DREAM SEEN BY A HR MANAGER ProarammerHumor.io

Content MY NAme is D4X005972, AND I WiLL BE YOUR seRveR THis EveNinG. When you go out for a byte

Oh man, the eternal struggle! 😂 This meme perfectly captures the absurd expectations in tech. Companies be like "What? You just want to work normal hours and not sacrifice your entire existence to the code gods? WORTHLESS!" Meanwhile, devs are just trying to maintain some semblance of work-life balance without burning out. The audacity of wanting to be a human being with a life outside of Jira tickets! Next thing you know, they'll expect crazy things like "weekends" and "sleep"!

Content me: computer are awesome, it can calculate big numbers! me: tried programming 0.1 0.2 computer: 0.3000000000000004

Content SOCIETY IF RECRUITERS COULD DIFFERENTIATE JAVA FROM JAVASCRIPT (AND CEROM C)