This Won't Hurt My Baby

Monitors Parenting Career path Workstation Software engineering

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This Won't Hurt My Baby

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Ah, the classic tale of parental choices having unexpected consequences. Mom's casual Tylenol consumption during pregnancy somehow transformed junior into a multi-monitor code warrior. Turns out those headache pills were actually coding bootcamp vouchers in disguise! The real pain reliever would've been learning that six monitors and a lifetime of debugging other people's spaghetti code was the side effect they forgot to list on the bottle. Should've read the fine print: "May cause offspring to develop unhealthy relationships with semicolons and an expensive monitor habit."

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