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Content LEVELS OF HELL: Limbo Lust Gluttony Greed Anger Heresy Violence Fraud Treachery Opening a bug report without a way to reproduce it and then harassing the maintainers to fix it

Content all T-Mobile LTE VPN 12:13 AM Updates 4 73 Pending Update All Pocket Casts Yesterday I've noticed other developers don't bother to tell you what's changed. Why can't , just once, just this one time, just write "Bug fixes and enhancements" in this little box? You'd let me have one right? I mean I spent 2 days fighting with a stupid search box to get it to scroll up a page, but l'm not entirely sure that's release notes worthy is it? Nor is staring at crash logs until my eyes hurt trying to figure out exactly why line O EXCBADACCESS'd. I mean it's not the bad old days of BADIMPLEMENTSREFINCOMPATLIB but we're not far off Large Fruity Company, we're not far off. All of which is to say, we fixed some things. You might notice, you might not, but by golly v7.2.2 is better than 7.2.1. My name's redacted and I endorse these release notes. Version 7.2.2 47.1 MB Spotify - Music and Podcasts Yesterday UPDATE Prod Today Games Apps 9 Updates Search

The infamous "sleep sort" algorithm—where your array gets sorted by setting timeouts based on each value. The smaller numbers wake up first, the bigger ones hit snooze longer. Technically it works (sort of), but try explaining this beauty in a coding interview and watch the interviewer's soul leave their body. "It's O(max(array)) time complexity, sir!" Absolute chaos masquerading as computer science. The perfect algorithm if your requirements include "must be completely unreliable" and "please never use in production."

Ah, the Linux purist paradox. Proudly declares "MS is bullshit" while mentioning they use Arch (because of course they do), but then gets absolutely triggered when asked about using GitHub (owned by Microsoft), VS Code (Microsoft's editor), or NPM (runs on Microsoft infrastructure). Nothing says "I have principles" quite like selectively applying them only when it doesn't inconvenience your workflow. The cognitive dissonance is strong with this one.