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Content Teacher: Write code to sort an array. Me: Array.Sort(array); Teacher:

Content Me, needing an extremely specific step-by-step tutorial Random Youtuber with a foreign accent and twelve subscribers

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The universal startup formula: someone with zero technical knowledge but a "revolutionary idea" chasing down the nearest programmer they can find. "I'll handle the business side" translates to "I'll take 90% equity while you build the entire product." The programmer's running away is the most technically accurate part of the whole scenario. Just another day where someone thinks their Uber-but-for-dog-walkers concept is worth billions while the implementation is apparently just "some coding stuff."

Oh, the beautiful irony of a developer who couldn't grasp data structures opening a café where he served customers in a stack instead of a queue! Poor guy never understood FIFO in code or coffee. The punchline is just *chef's kiss* - serving the last person first is basically implementing a stack when customers expect a queue. Some debugging skills would've helped him realize why everyone was rage-quitting his café before the second cup was even poured.

Content jorin 22 h YawningJorin Use programming-positive language! DON'T say "arbitrary code execution vulnerability" DO say "surprise extension API" 3:40 PM Dec 11, 2021 Twitter for Android 329 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 1,055 Likes