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Content Melody Flowers Thursday at 2:44 am O lust found out that if a hermit crab finds a bigger shell it'll explore it and see if it can fit and if the shell is too big, it will wait by the shell for up to 8 hours as other crabs come along and try it out. As they realize it is too big for them as well, they queue up next to the shell and form a line from biggest crab to smallest and wait for the crab that is the perfect fit and then they ALL EXCHANGE SHELLS IN SEQUENCE SO EVERYONE GETS A NEW HOME. Good morning I'm crying about crabs

Content My CPU when the L1 cache misses This little maneuver is gonna cost us 3 nanoseconds

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Content 1 kept getting 1's and 0's That's boolshit

Content Project Manager: We're going to build a facial-recognition application. Programmer: OK Project Manager: People will put in a photo, and it will search a database for matching faces. Programmer: OK Project Manager: And while it's doing that, it should flash up, on screen, a slide show featuring hundreds of other random faces which definitely aren't a match No that's stupid we're not doing that. Programmer:

Content About the Author Steve Oualline is a software engineer specializing in C programming and LINUX. He lives in southern California and spends his spare time as a real engineer on the Poway Midland Railroad. Other hobbies include blimp-making and collecting old Jack Benny radio shows. About the Reviewer This reviewer contributed his considerable hands-on expertise to the entire develop- ment process for Vi IMproved Vim. As the book was being written, this dedicated professional reviewed all the material for technical content, organization, and flow. His feedback was critical to ensuring that Vi IMproved Vim fits our reader's need for the highest quality technical information. Ron Aaron co-owns a custom software development firm in Bellevue, Washington, where he lives with his wife and daughters, their toys and his tools. He has been using lianancable for his work. He may