They Call Me Psychopath

Ah, the eternal battle of text editors vs. modern web frameworks. Our dapper gentleman here is rejecting the bloated monstrosity that is modern JavaScript frameworks (looking at you, Vue.js) in favor of the humble 'ed' text editor - possibly the most minimalist text editor in existence. For the uninitiated, 'ed' is a line-oriented text editor from the 1970s that makes vim look like a luxury cruise ship. It's basically what you'd use if you wanted your coding experience to be as painful as possible, but hey, at least it won't eat 500MB of RAM just to change a string. The hardest of the hardcore Unix veterans still swear by it, right before they start ranting about kids these days with their fancy syntax highlighting and autocompletion.

Content The world is a cruel and unjust place. There is no harmony in the universe. The only constant is suffering. minutes later Oh I misspelled a variable

Content Arne Brasseur plexus Tony Hoare: null was my billion-dollar mistake javascript: takes long drag on joint ...what if we had, like, two of them?

Content Scrums Allegiance ScrmsAllegiance We recommend just using keyboard trackers to log team members' keystrokes per userstory (KPUs). This enables much more numeric predictions while simultaneously objectifying the people involved!

Content LOST CHILDREN WILL BE TAUGHT THE PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE

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