They Call Me Psychopath

Content le- Day Beginner Game-Devs People who make their own game engines from scratch

Content Me: Introduces new variable and never uses it Compiler: Who the fuck is this asshole?

Ah, the classic programmer's solution to avoiding C and Rust—just go for pizza instead! After 15 years in the industry, I've learned that sometimes the best programming language is whatever's on the menu. Memory management giving you nightmares? Pointer errors making you question your career choices? Just order a Margherita and pretend those problems don't exist. The pizza-driven development methodology: where the only garbage collection you need to worry about is clearing your plate.

Oh the ABSOLUTE DRAMA of programming education! 😱 The instructor is having a full-on meltdown because some cocky student wants to skip the sacred "Hello World" ritual! HOW DARE THEY?! The student thinks they're sooooo clever with their "I already know how to print text, let's move on" attitude. HONEY, NO! 💅 That's like saying you can perform heart surgery because you know how to use a knife to cut vegetables! The instructor's rage is simply *chef's kiss* - the embodiment of every programming teacher who's died inside watching students try to build Netflix clones before they can even declare a variable. The fundamentals aren't just important, they're your LIFELINE in this cruel coding world!

Content A 383 ME O WE LA 1 85 - 9:49 AM Tweet Kyle Shook 4 Front-end dev for hire elyktrix v Don't add a programming language to your skills list after watching a 15-minute video on it. 6:41 AM 22 Oct 20 Twitter Web App 6 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 100 Likes 17 M James Tucker tuckerdev 2h Replying to elyktrix Yes wait until you've written hello world 9 17 19 Kyle Shook 4 Front-end dev for... 2h V At least 17 7 Tweet your reply ProdrammerHumor.io

Content Almost made fun of an electrician today like "is it an electrician's guild rule that you have to perform 5 minutes of ritual complaining about What Was The Previous Electrician Thinking before you're allowed to fix anything?" but then I remembered I'm a software engineer