They Call Me Psychopath

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Content I WANT THAT RED DRINK NEW LOCAL INSTANCE STATIC GLOBAL INSTANCE NO SERVICE LOCATOR DEPENDENCY INJECTION

Content WAIT YOU GUYS ARE ACTUALLY RUNNING JAVASCRIPT OUTSIDE THE BROWSER?

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The perfect setup-punchline combo that hits every developer right in the terminal. The top panel builds suspense with "Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?" (channeling Dumb and Dumber energy), only to deliver the devastating blow: "Why you don't use ChatGPT?" Complete with that perfect mix of judgment and horror on their faces. It's like that one coworker who won't shut up about their new tech stack while you're desperately trying to fix a production bug with good old reliable Stack Overflow and caffeine. The true horror isn't the question—it's the inevitable 20-minute lecture about prompt engineering that follows.