The Perfect Car Modificatio For Cprogrammers

Content My company providing laptop to managers who'll use it for updating JIRA and zoom call sessions You get a macbook, and you get a macbook Everyone gets a macbook My company providing laptop to developers who needs to run Android Studio Best I can do is an outdated Thinkpad

Content Visual Basic: released in 1991 Programmers in 1990:

Content LEFT EXIT 12 write code to use less CPU and MEM write code to use less brain power and time

Content WARNING STOP Do NOT make an infinite loop in a serverless function

Content An error occurred attemping to read propertes for the "Burger Sidetex" resource type. Invalid Class String Error Id -2147221005(8004018)

Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should . This code is the programming equivalent of naming your twins "Twin1" and "Twin2" then wondering why they need therapy. Using keywords as variable names, declaring const const , setting 5 = 4 , and claiming 2 + 2 === 5 is true? This isn't just cursed code—it's the kind of abomination that makes senior devs wake up in cold sweats. Future maintainers will hunt you down. Not to ask questions, but for revenge.