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Looking at this dependency graph is like watching a murder mystery where every header file is both a victim and a suspect. The C++ include nightmare on full display here—a tangled web that would make even the most hardened senior dev reach for the whiskey drawer. Circular dependencies, cascading includes, and enough arrows to start a small archery business. And somewhere in this mess, a junior dev is about to add another header file and bring the whole 45-minute compile time to its knees. Remember kids, this is why we have forward declarations and precompiled headers. But who am I kidding? We'll all be debugging this spaghetti next sprint anyway.

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THE ABSOLUTE AUDACITY of someone parking in the handicap spot had me HULKING OUT with righteous fury... until I realized it was the vibe coder. 💀 For the uninitiated: the "vibe coder" is that mythical developer who writes such beautiful, elegant code that management lets them get away with LITERALLY ANYTHING. While the rest of us peasants follow coding standards and attend standups, they're parking wherever they want and submitting PRs at 4pm on Friday that somehow still get approved. The only true disability here is the rest of the team's inability to reach their level of coding sorcery!

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