The Undead Developer

Tech industry Work-life balance Burnout Coding life Halloween Full stack developer Zombie

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The Undead Developer

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Nothing says "I'm dead inside" quite like a child dressed in business attire. The dark circles, the thousand-yard stare, the suit that screams "I have three different frameworks to learn by Friday." That's not Halloween makeup—that's just what happens when you've pushed one too many git commits at 2 AM and your soul has left your body. The only thing missing is a coffee mug that says "It worked on my machine" and a slack notification sound that triggers PTSD.

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