The Undead Developer

When you spend days writing 500 lines of actual production code, you end up with a functional but humble little house that gets the job done. Meanwhile, some YouTuber whips up 50 lines in a tutorial and somehow produces an architectural masterpiece that makes your code look like it was drawn with crayons. The cruel reality every developer faces: spending hours optimizing your code only to watch someone create something 10x more impressive in a fraction of the time... in a video that conveniently skips all the debugging parts.

When someone questions your sanity for having 229 commits and 213 additions on master, but you're just sitting there knowing you're not the crazy one. It's everyone else who's insane for not committing directly to master with reckless abandon. The cat's defensive posture perfectly captures that moment when you have to explain your workflow choices to the team. Feature branches? Pull requests? Code review? Those are for people who don't live dangerously. You've transcended such mortal concerns and achieved enlightenment through chaos. The git stats in the terminal just add that extra layer of "yeah, I did that" energy. 229 commits straight to production because you're built different.

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The ultimate programmer dad joke! Even after getting glasses and spending hours learning C#, you still can't physically "see sharp." The language might be powerful, but it won't fix your prescription. Next time your code review fails, just blame your optometrist instead of your syntax.