The kid's dressed in a suit with dark circles under his eyes - the universal uniform of someone who hasn't slept in 72 hours trying to fix a production bug while simultaneously learning three new frameworks. Full stack developers don't need Halloween costumes. Their daily existence of juggling frontend, backend, databases, and client expectations while surviving on caffeine is already terrifying enough. The only difference between zombies and full stack devs? Zombies only want one thing: brains. Devs need Stack Overflow, coffee, and a will to live.