The Two Faces Of Meeting Cancellation

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That moment when your calendar notification pops up: "Meeting canceled" and your soul experiences the full spectrum of human emotion in 0.5 seconds. From the initial disappointment face (because you're a professional, right?) to the internal party mode that activates faster than a Git push to master. The sacred gift of unexpected coding time is like finding an extra chicken nugget in your order - pure, unplanned bliss. Nothing beats that sweet dopamine hit of reclaiming an hour that was already mentally written off as "nodding while pretending to pay attention" time.

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