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The eternal struggle between CSS and JavaScript in a nutshell! CSS knows with absolute certainty that links are purple after they've been visited (the :visited pseudo-class has traditionally defaulted to purple in browsers). Meanwhile, JavaScript is having an existential crisis thinking the link is blue, then questioning its own color perception abilities. Fun fact: JavaScript actually can't access the true styling of visited links for security reasons - browsers restrict this to prevent history sniffing attacks. So JS is literally colorblind when it comes to :visited links! Poor JavaScript, forever doomed to see unvisited styles only.

Content An actual exchange that happened in the office today... Developer 1: The problem is that their service is inadvertantly intercepting our calls and spinning off child processes... Developer 2: What if we used some sort of a data wrapper to obscure the payload? Developer 1: ..that might actually work. Me: So what you're telling me is that if we wrap our tool we won't have to worry about accidentally spawning any children?

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