The Third Gender: Programmer

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Programming Git

5 months ago 218,144 views 1 shares

The Third Gender: Programmer

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Behold the sacred gender symbols of our time! Female? Simple. Male? Basic. But a PROGRAMMER? Honey, that's a whole different species with arrows pointing in MULTIPLE directions simultaneously while juggling a USB stick! Because why commit to just ONE path when you can have 17 git branches, 42 browser tabs, and an existential crisis before lunch? The programmer gender doesn't just multitask—it multi-EXISTS in parallel universes where both solutions work and fail at the same time. Schrödinger's code, darling!

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