Programmer Got Roasted

Oh sweet heavens, the AUDACITY of that innocent "quick question" that morphs into the NIGHTMARE of rebuilding the entire codebase from scratch! 😱 One minute you're happily sipping coffee, the next you're questioning every architectural decision you've made since 2015. Meanwhile, your brain is frantically running through all possible escape routes like a hamster on espresso. "Should I fake a power outage? Develop sudden amnesia? Or just silently contemplate how I ended up here while my soul leaves my body?" The existential crisis is REAL, folks!

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Searching "How to learn Java in one day" and immediately getting a mental hospital location request is peak developer reality. The audacity of thinking you can master Java that quickly triggers automated psychiatric intervention. Next search suggestion: "How to explain to my boss why that 'quick Java feature' is taking three weeks."

The infinite loop of "I'll be there in 5 minutes" is the perfect recursion tutorial nobody asked for. Just like that function that keeps calling itself without a proper base case, this person is stuck in an endless cycle of "almost there" promises. And when threatened with consequences? The classic solution: just restart the recursion! Forget fancy textbooks—this chat exchange teaches you everything about recursion: it never ends, solves nothing, and eventually crashes your relationships.

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