Programmer Got Roasted

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Programmer Got Roasted

vscode-memes, microsoft-memes, programmer-humor-memes, roasting-memes, stock-market-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Regular insults? Pfft. Programmers have evolved beyond such primitive attacks. Why call someone "ugly" when you can utterly devastate them by pointing out that Microsoft's stock value plummets every time they write a line of code? The cat's deadpan delivery is the perfect embodiment of programmer humor—ruthlessly precise, financially quantifiable, and delivered with the cold, calculating stare of someone who's debugged legacy code at 4AM. It's not personal... it's just statistically significant.

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