Programmer Got Roasted

Content Pranay Pathole PPathole How Programmers are portrayed in movies: white male conspicuously nerdy everything he codes works on the first try fast typist, types extra fast in programming emergencies never Googles error messages, in fact there are no error messages

[text] Q When was 4 my sister was 2. am now 44. How old is my sister Programmer 44 4 2 42 S E When was 4 my sister was 2. am now 44. How old is my sister 7 Answer R Follow 97 3Q Request o 100 Answers Samuel Lipoff studied at Harvard University 3 This is a tough one. She might be 42 but she could be 41 or 43 also since you dont say when your birthday is and her birthday is. Also she could be dead. Finally you might have thought she was your sister but actually your mom had an affair with another man and the woman who is 13 years younger than you is not actually your sister. But your mom may have given away your real sister for adoption in which case shes probably older than you. See why its tough Finally what if you think your sister is dead but she actually has become an astronaut on a secret government project for near lightspeed travel Then your sister would be aging more slowly than you so she could potentially be even younger than 41

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Content FOUND THE CABLE, FOR BIG DATA

Content Look! reviewed your code, removed a couple of unnecessary functions Nope... I do not know why... Cool! And what, evervthing works? Clear. Now put everything back the way it was and never touch my code again.

So you're telling me the "human" support agent who swore they weren't a robot just happened to spit out a perfect React component faster than I could open Stack Overflow? Ah yes, nothing says "real person" like instantaneously generating 30 lines of useState hooks and inline styling without a single typo. That's not ChatGPT with a mustache and trenchcoat, definitely not. The most human thing about "Ankur" is probably the 3-second delay they added before responding to seem like they're actually typing.