The Programmer's Paradox: Gaming PC vs Girlfriend

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The Programmer's Paradox: Gaming PC vs Girlfriend

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The brutal honesty of this pie chart hits harder than a production bug on Friday at 4:59 PM. It's the perfect representation of the average programmer's life—split perfectly between two equally depressing realities. We spend thousands on overpriced GPUs but can't seem to allocate any resources to our social compiler. The irony is that even if we somehow acquired both mythical artifacts, we'd still be too busy debugging someone else's legacy code to enjoy either one.

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