The Programmer's Paradox: Gaming PC vs Girlfriend

Your hacky code works because we're all just manipulating fancy rocks. CPUs are literally silicon (sand) that we've meticulously flattened, etched, and zapped with electricity until they somehow process logic. So next time your questionable regex or bizarre workaround functions perfectly, remember: you've successfully communicated with an electrified rock. The universe is absurd and your code is just one more layer of this cosmic joke.

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The eternal disconnect between "sharing" and what you're actually sharing. Someone just discovered Claude can write code and thinks they've built the next Facebook, but they're literally sharing localhost:3000—a URL that only exists on their own machine. It's like inviting everyone to your house party but giving them directions to your bedroom mirror. For the uninitiated: localhost is your computer's way of talking to itself. Port 3000 is typically where dev servers run. So this person is excitedly telling the internet to check out a website that... only they can see. The confidence-to-competence ratio here is *chef's kiss*. Zero coding knowledge, fully functioning delusion.

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