The Programmer's Eternal Dilemma

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Developers frantically questioning if their ancient hardware can handle modern games, only to be told it's not their fault—it's just poorly optimized ray tracing. Classic deflection technique. Your 2015 GPU isn't obsolete; the technology demanding 128GB VRAM for a single shadow is clearly the problem. Keep telling yourself that while NVIDIA releases another $2000 card that's "absolutely necessary" for viewing reflections in puddles.

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When you try to rebase your feature branch onto main but forget to resolve conflicts first. The pain is real! That moment when Git screams "CONFLICT (content):" and your beautiful code turns into a battlefield of <<<<<<< and >>>>>>> markers. Even basketball legends can't handle that kind of stress. Just like LeBron, we all need a moment to facepalm when our ambitious git operations go terribly wrong. Next time, maybe stick with a simple pull request and let someone else deal with the merge hell.

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