The Multilingual Developer's Pun Paradise

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The Multilingual Developer's Pun Paradise

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The multilingual programmer's dad joke strikes again! Someone asks if there's a Spanish programming language, and the reply is "sí++" – a brilliant pun combining the Spanish word for "yes" with C++ syntax. It's the kind of joke that makes you groan and appreciate it simultaneously. After 15 years in this industry, I've learned that no matter what language you code in, programmer humor remains universally terrible yet somehow endearing.

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