The Metronome Of Developer Emotions

The metronome of developer emotions! One minute you're debugging a seemingly impossible issue thinking "I should've just become a finance bro," the next you've solved it and you're basically a tech deity. Then the cycle repeats when you hit a new bug and suddenly feel like you've forgotten how to code entirely.

The metronome perfectly captures that wild pendulum swing between "I'm the greatest programmer alive" and "I don't deserve to touch a keyboard" that happens approximately 17 times per workday. No other profession oscillates between impostor syndrome and god complex this rapidly!