The sacred covenant of loop variables! Since the dawn of computer science, the variables 'i', 'j', and 'k' have been the chosen ones for iteration. Questioning this tradition is like asking why water is wet. It's not just convention—it's hardwired into programmer DNA at this point. Try using 'foo' or 'counter' in your loops and watch your colleagues break out in hives. The compiler probably judges you silently too. Some say Dijkstra himself decreed this naming convention, and we dare not anger the algorithm gods.
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