The Interstellar Difficulty Curve Of Programming Exams

Content Quantum Bogo Sort QuantumBogoSort a quantum sorting algorithm which can sort any list in O(1), using the "many worlds" interpretation of quantum mechanics. It works as follows: 1. Quantumly randomise the list, such that there is no way of knowing what order the list is in until it is observed. This will divide the universe into O(n!) universes; however, the division has no cost, as it happens constantly anyway. 2. If the list is not sorted, destroy the universe. (This operation is left as an exercise to the reader.) 3. All remaining universes contain lists which are sorted.

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The eternal paradox of Stack Overflow in one perfect image. A million "overwhelmingly positive" reviews vs. that one lone "not recommended" that somehow speaks louder than everything else. We all pretend to hate Stack Overflow's elitism and those comments like "marked as duplicate" or "what have you tried?" — yet we crawl back daily because those same strict standards are why the answers actually work. That single downvote on your question still hurts though. Deeply.

Content RandyWatson 2y 1 Award You're just using the wrong strategy. When I was a new developer someone taught me the secret. You can't just post the question you want the answer to. That gets you nowhere. Instead, post the code you want fixed with some stupid question. Brag about how awesome your code is and even question why dumb developers don't use the techniques you are employing. The more condescending the better. The way you should phrase your question must incorporate blaming other developers for your problem like, "How do I make my awesome code work with this idiot's shitty excuse for an API that I'm required to use because my boss is a dumb ass Then post your code. Your code will be tuned to perfection by angry devs everywhere. They will explain every piece of it to you likely in the most easy to understand (think condescending) way they can because you're an idiot noob who thinks their code is actually good. This will not be a nice explanation, but will be super clear to make sure you understand what an idiot you are. Plus, you will get every finely tuned code snippet possible to fix your solution. You just have to ignore all the mean shit the devs say to take you down a peg. Ask an honest question as a new developer, expect one of two things to happen: crickets or an insult about how you didn't bother to search for the answer. Reply 1.4K

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