The Great Job Title Inflation Crisis

Behold the digital archeology exhibit of peak internet culture! That silhouette is bowing to the holy relics of an era when Clippy was your most reliable therapist and your MySpace Top 8 determined your social worth. Remember installing Windows from 12 separate CDs? Or when Flash games were the pinnacle of procrastination technology? This was computing before everything became a subscription service with rounded corners and minimalist icons. Back when "this is not a virus" was definitely a virus, MSN status messages were Shakespearean poetry, and Neopets taught an entire generation about digital pet neglect and basic HTML. The raw, unfiltered chaos of early web design was beautiful in its ugliness—like finding art in a dumpster fire.

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Congratulations! You've just spent 3 hours adding a hover effect to a button and now you're staring into the void like SpongeBob, questioning your life choices. That sweet dopamine hit from making a tiny UI element slightly fancier is all you need to convince yourself you've accomplished something today. Time to call it quits and tell the project manager you've "completed all assigned tasks" while conveniently forgetting about those 47 other tickets in your backlog.

Ah, the classic software development cycle illustrated with feline precision! First panel: We start with a beautiful blueprint cat—meticulously designed with perfect proportions and elegant lines. Engineering perfection! Second panel: Resource allocation at its finest—80% of effort goes to the tail (that feature nobody will use), 14% to the legs (core functionality), 4% to the head (user interface), and a whopping 2% to the actual body (everything else that matters). Third and fourth panels: The pre-beta and post-beta cats look identical because let's be honest—nobody actually fixes anything during beta testing. Fifth panel: What the customer wanted? A FREAKING TIGER. Not even remotely close to a house cat. Sixth panel: Two versions later, the software has evolved into... a cat with an existential crisis and identity issues. Final panel: The ultimate truth bomb—despite delivering something completely wrong, users still stick around with a resigned "I still like you anyway." And the software's response? "TOOTS." Because at this point, it's just farting out updates.

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