The Great Job Title Inflation Crisis

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Ah, the nuclear option for any IT meeting! Nothing brings a room full of engineers to a grinding halt faster than casually dropping "a hotdog is a taco" into conversation. Suddenly, the quarterly infrastructure planning becomes a heated philosophical debate about food taxonomy. The real genius here is in its simplicity - you don't need complex technical sabotage when you can just exploit the engineer's natural inability to let an objectively wrong statement go unchallenged. Three companies derailed by bread-based classification arguments? That's not a bug, that's a feature.

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