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Content When you're by yourself doing something you are really good at and love doing When someone starts watching (000

The eternal corporate handshake that pays everyone's bills. Manager and client congratulate each other on a "successful project" while completely ignoring the sleep-deprived developer who actually built the damn thing. Twenty years in the industry and I've watched this scene play out at every project celebration. The programmer gets a pizza party while management gets the bonus. Tale as old as Git.

Content Programmers when they thish their project. Can I have some money? I just want to chill and do nothing for the rest of my life.

Content Code comments be like STOP THIS IS A STOP SIGN

Content When part of your code doesn't work and you replace it with something from the Internet

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