Lines Of Code Vs. Instructions: The Great Translation

Code complexity Developer perspective Non-technical users Misunderstanding html Programming pride Communication gap lines of code Social awkwardness

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Lines Of Code Vs. Instructions: The Great Translation

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The eternal perspective gap between developers and normal humans. Developer is thrilled about 10,000 lines of code while the non-coder is impressed by "10,000 instructions." Neither understands why the other cares, but they're both smiling by the end because sometimes it's easier to pretend you're on the same page than explain why your HTML div tag is actually a work of art.

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