The Father Of Programming

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The Father Of Programming

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While she suspects infidelity, his brain is executing a completely different process - contemplating dad-level wordplay about becoming the literal "father of Programming." It's that classic midnight recursion where developers can't stop their brains from executing pun functions even during relationship runtime. The joke works on multiple levels since many programmers already consider themselves children of programming languages, constantly being disciplined by compiler errors and syntax rules. The irony is that most coders would absolutely name a variable this way without hesitation.

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