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Frontend devs mock backend folks for using plain JavaScript instead of the framework-du-jour, but secretly, we all know those vanilla JS backends have been running flawlessly for years while the frontend stack has been rewritten 17 times. That backend code written in 2014? Still chugging along without a hiccup. Meanwhile, the frontend team is busy migrating from React to Vue to Svelte to whatever shiny new framework dropped last Tuesday. Sometimes boring technology is the most reliable. And deep down, we're all a little jealous of that stability.

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Content You get slightly nervous in an interview. You accidentally pronounce QT as Q.T. SQL as S.Q.L. pi as P.I.

Prison interrogation scene but make it Git security theater! The tiny dev confesses to replacing Latin letters with Cyrillic lookalikes to bypass Git commit verification and push code using their boss's identity. It's that classic security exploit where "paypal.com" and "pаypal.com" look identical but the second one has a Cyrillic 'а'. The perfect crime for when you need to blame production bugs on someone with a corner office. Commit signature verification? More like commit signature suggestion .

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