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Game design grad school: where you enter looking like a functional human and exit looking like you've been debugged by a randomized algorithm. The transformation from "ready for a date" to "hasn't seen sunlight since the last Steam sale" happens faster than a garbage collector on a memory leak. Game dev students are just speedrunning the "descent into madness" questline while their non-technical friends still think they're "just playing games all day." Spoiler alert: the final boss is your own sanity, and nobody's found the cheat code yet.

Ah, the classic "fake it till you make it" approach to tech interviews! That moment when you claim to be a Java expert on your resume, but in reality you've just finished your first "Hello World" tutorial. The interviewer's face when they find out you've been "mastering" Java for a whole TWO WEEKS is priceless. This is basically the tech equivalent of claiming you're fluent in French because you can say "omelette du fromage." Pro tip: when they start asking about garbage collection and JVM optimization, just cough uncontrollably and pretend your Zoom froze.

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