The Cliff Of Career Advancement

Ah, the classic "career path" in tech—where senior devs push juniors off cliffs with nothing but a cheerful "You can do it!" and some links to Stack Overflow answers from 2011.

The gap between "here's your promotion" and "here's some tutorials" is approximately the same as the gap between your confidence during the job interview and your first day actually writing production code.

Nothing says "mentorship" quite like watching someone crash spectacularly into reality while you shout documentation links from a safe distance. Welcome to software development, where we don't have onboarding—we have gravity.