Tech bros be earning $200k+ a year in cash and stock options and then have an apartment like this

Content You were asked to draw flip flops You drew this, and the neural net didn't recognize it. -K

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Content Ladies and Gentlemen It is with great pleasure tu inform you that I have found motivation to code again

Ah, the classic TCP handshake reimagined as "Transfemme Communication Protocol" – where instead of SYN, SYN-ACK, ACK, we've got "nya mrrp meow mrrp" followed by the most aggressive infodump known to mankind. This is painfully accurate. First, you establish connection with cute noises, then once synchronicity is confirmed, you unleash the entire contents of your brain's /var/log directory without warning. No flow control, no congestion avoidance, just pure unfiltered data transfer. Honestly, still more reliable than most corporate VPNs I've had to use.

The duality of developer ethics! While parents and schools drill "plagiarism bad" into our brains, the reality of coding is... slightly different . That NES DPCM bugfix from Super Mario Bros? Just "inspiration" for your game! The stick figure duality is perfect - honest thief vs. defensive "borrower." Nintendo's legal team is typing furiously somewhere while retro game devs nod knowingly. It's not stealing if you call it "referencing legacy implementation patterns." 😏

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