SWEET MOTHER OF GARBAGE COLLECTION! Programmers will literally CLIMB THE WALLS to avoid touching Java! Look at these poor souls desperately clinging to furniture, ceiling fixtures—ANYTHING—to escape the verbose, boilerplate-infested hellscape below them. The sheer PANIC in their eyes as they dangle precariously above a floor LITERALLY MADE OF JAVA LOGOS! This is what nightmares are made of, people! The childhood game "the floor is lava" got a horrifying upgrade to "the floor is Java" and suddenly everyone's fighting for their coding lives! 💀
The Floor Is Java
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