Production release Memes

The emotional rollercoaster of software releases captured in two frames. First panel: everyone's losing their minds as v1.0 hits production—pure chaos and panic because we all know what's coming. Second panel: the patch release 1.0.1 gets deployed and suddenly everyone's dead inside, having accepted their fate. Nothing says "software development" quite like the calm resignation that follows the initial catastrophe. The first release breaks everything; the patch fixes three things and breaks two more. Rinse and repeat until retirement.

Parents: "Study hard or you'll be a failure!" Meanwhile, software developers on Sunday: *sprawled on the ground with a beer* living their best life while making six figures. The kid's comeback is pure genius. Why stress about homework when you can stress about production deployments instead? At least the latter pays for your alcohol therapy.