Such Flirting Much Wow

The eternal programmer's confession! Writing documentation is like going to the dentist—nobody wants to do it until the pain becomes unbearable. The only time most of us actually document our code is when we've written something so convoluted that even we can't decipher it two days later. It's basically leaving cryptic notes for our future selves who will inevitably curse our past selves. The circle of programming life!

Content Don't worry, it's super intuitive, the user will know how to use it. the user

Content Sorry, no. You put unnecessary comments in code review!

Content Windows Impostor

Content LEARNING CODING CONCEPTS DINOMITRON WAIT, IT'S NOT ALWAYS LIKE THAT? WAIT I WAS COMPLETELY WRONG. UNDERSTANDING I'M GETTING ITI OK. Now I GET IT! WAIT.. WTF? Ok, Now I GET IT TIME

Ah yes, the classic tech interview credential paradox, perfectly captured by "Former Child" as the only qualification. Nothing says "I can reverse a binary tree" quite like bragging that you've successfully completed the tutorial level of human existence. Tech companies want 5 years of experience in a framework that's 3 years old, but hey—I've been breathing for 25 years straight without a single outage! That's 99.9999% uptime, baby. Resume padding has never been so honest.