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The four horsemen of programming reality: what people think (hardware surgery), what parents think (rocket science), what you think (complex algorithms), and what you actually do (Googling "How to use dates in Javascript" for the 47th time this week). Nothing says "senior developer with 10 years experience" quite like having absolutely no idea how to handle dates without checking Stack Overflow first. It's not impostor syndrome if we're all impostors.

Content THIS LABORATORY HAS WORKED DAYS WITHOUT AN ACCIDENT IT LOOKS VERY IMPRESSIVE UNTIL YOU REALISE THAT WE USE BINARY NUMBERS TOM GAULD for NEW SCIENTIST

Content starts typing a new line of code IDE: what is that? what are you writing? tell me right now! wtf? that's not right! is that even rea.. completes the line IDE: oh lol nvm.

Content WAIT YOU GUYS ARE ACTUALLY RUNNING JAVASCRIPT OUTSIDE THE BROWSER?

Content I Am Devloper iamdevloper client: and you've tested the site in internet explorer? me: yes. GIF 5:30 PM 27 Jun 17 1,858 RETWEETS 3,816 LIKES

Content AH! THE GRIM REAPER! T'M NOT READY TO DIE YET! PLoL PERHAPS THIS WIll HELP. RIPLO STACK OVERFLOW HAS BEEN BLOCKED AT YOUR JOB 'AIGHT, LET'S GO GPROMPTLYPANELED