Strings In Anutshell

Content Marc Gravell marcgravell 1h I don't know how to get this to the ears that need to hear it, but if you end any programming question - whether in Stack Overflow, or GitHub, or anywhere else - with "but it gives an error", without telling me what it said: I want to reach through the screen and slap you. 4 17 6 48 8 V

Nothing triggers your bowels quite like the phrase "stand-up is starting." Your body, previously content with coding for hours, suddenly realizes it's about to be trapped in a meeting where you'll have to explain why that "quick fix" is taking three days. The cosmic timing of your digestive system is truly remarkable—it waits precisely until the Slack notification pings to remind you that nature's call is non-negotiable and definitely not something you can "circle back to later."

Content Petition to change Upvotes and Downvotes into Semicolon and Greek question mark 12.3k 12.3k

Content Some guy named William To Be To Be Me, an intellectual who understands Boolean algebra

Content TAM SENIOR DEV SO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, RIGHT? YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING?

Content Are you going to sleep? Yes lam. Now shut up. How was the first code coded without code to code that code