Fixing This Took Too Long

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Writing code with zero documentation is like putting your future self in a chokehold with a dirty boot. Sure, it feels fast and efficient now—why waste time on tests and comments when you could be "shipping features"? Fast forward six months and there you are, staring at your own cryptic spaghetti code like it's written in hieroglyphics. The boot of regret slowly crushing your soul as you whisper, "Who wrote this garbage? Oh wait... it was me." That's karma in its purest form.

Content When you google an error but nobody asked about it yet

Ah, the sacred developer initiation ritual! First comes the panic alert: "CODE RED: THE WEBSITE IS DOWN!!" Then the sheepish confession from the newbie who pushed straight to prod. The poor soul apologizes profusely, thinking they've committed the ultimate sin... only to discover it's basically a rite of passage. The veterans aren't mad—they're celebrating . "FINALLY! WELCOME TO THE CLUB!" Because no CI/CD pipeline, code review, or stern warning has ever stopped a determined developer from accidentally nuking production. It's not a matter of if, but when. The only difference between junior and senior devs? Seniors have a better poker face when it happens again.

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