Fixing This Took Too Long

Content NO YOU CANT JUST REBOOT TO FIX THE PROBLEM. FIGURE OUT THE ROOT CAUSE AND FIX THAT 34 34 REBOOT WILL FIX THE PROBLEM REBOOT WILL FIX THE PROBLEM 14 14 0.1 2 10 score 55 70 85 100 115 130 2 0.1 145

GASP! The absolute HORROR of discovering that YOU were the criminal mastermind behind that spaghetti-code monstrosity from last year! 😱 The sheer AUDACITY of past-you to write such atrocities and then VANISH into the night, leaving present-you to deal with the aftermath! It's like opening your code and finding a ransom note from your former self saying "Good luck figuring THIS out, sucker!" And the worst part? You can't even blame anyone else for this catastrophe! The villain was inside the house THE ENTIRE TIME!

Content Clients: There are some corner case bugs in your software, why don't you code in such a way there aren't any bugs. Me: yuva.krishna.memes My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that?

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That face when the junior dev confidently explains an AI-generated pull request that's 90% hallucinated features and 10% actual code. The smug little smile says it all: "I totally understand what's happening here" while internally panicking about what await Promise.resolve(undefined).then(() => Math.random() > 0.5 ? 'success' : throw new Error('oops')) is supposed to accomplish. The code review is scheduled for 3pm and Stack Overflow is already open in 17 tabs.

The oldest trick in the developer handbook: wrapping problematic code in an if (true) block with a return statement instead of properly commenting it out. Top panel: Java compiler screaming "unreachable statement" because those Star Wars lightsaber sound effects will never execute after the return . Bottom panel: The developer feeling smug after "fixing" the issue by wrapping the return in an if (true) block, tricking the compiler into thinking those ridiculous sound effects might actually run someday. Nine years of software engineering experience and we're still pulling stunts like this instead of using version control like adults.