Story of my life...

Content "I've heard he can work Excel without using the mouse at all"

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The perfect visual representation of every developer's favorite excuse! Blue cheese, with its characteristic mold spots, is basically cheese with "bugs" that became a delicacy. Just like how that random integer overflow in your code that somehow fixed three other issues is now an "undocumented feature." The next time your PM finds something unexpected in production, just point to this image and say "it's artisanal code crafting." Remember: in cheese and in code, what looks like decay to some is actually complex flavor development to the enlightened few.

Ah, the classic Japanese Yen hack! Some poor soul wrote a currency conversion function that divides the exchange rate by 100 only for JPY. Why? Because the Japanese Yen doesn't use decimal points (1 USD ≈ 150 JPY), so someone "fixed" it by dividing by 100... which is completely wrong and will utterly destroy your financial calculations. But hey, that one time when the exchange rate is exactly 100, the code will accidentally work! Just like that broken clock... right twice a day.

Content I Am Recruitr iamrecruitr Just so I'm clear, laptop stickers are the tech equivalent of prison tattoos right? 2:04 PM Apr 18, 2018 Tweetbot for Mac 4.7K Retweets 12.5K Likes

Content "Officer, how did the hacker escape?" "Dunno, he just ransomware"