Story of my life 😂

Content When everyone in the office is complaining about the corporate testing DB going down, and you were the last one running queries

Content Bestimmt die

Content Job Interview Ok dequan, How would you swap integers without using a third variable? Simple, aatb ba-b aa-b A few months later aquan, dude, WTF is this code you wrote? Swapping two integers without usin... You're Fired

Content ME REVIEWING MY OWN PULL REQUEST BECAUSE I'M SO PROUD OF THE SOLUTION I CAME UP WITH

That moment when you're so desperate for a job that you show up to an interview knowing absolutely zilch about the company. Zero research. Didn't even Google them. Just vibing with pure confidence and a prayer. The chicken walking into KFC is peak irony—completely oblivious to the fact that this might not end well. But hey, rent is due and those LeetCode mediums aren't going to pay the bills. Sometimes you just gotta wing it (pun absolutely intended) and hope your "tell me about yourself" monologue carries you through.

Someone named Devin on the team got fired, and the devs decided to immortalize the moment by removing the @ts-expect-error comment that was basically saying "yeah TypeScript will yell at you here, but trust me bro, it works." The deleted comment is pure gold though: "DEVIN, STOP REMOVING THIS LINE YOU DUMBASS, YES TYPESCRIPT DOES THROW AN ERROR IF YOU DON'T HAVE IT, NO THIS IS NOT 'UNUSED', AND YES YOU HAVE BROKEN OUR CI PIPELINE EVERY TIME YOU DO IT" You can almost feel the rage of whoever wrote that after Devin broke the build for the third time in a week. Poor Devin probably thought they were being helpful by "cleaning up unused code" without understanding what @ts-expect-error actually does. Now that Devin's gone, the comment can finally be removed... because there's no one left to keep removing it. RIP to the CI pipeline's most frequent visitor.